Listen to Me – A Knock Knock Joke

Knock. Knock.

“Who is it?”

“It’s me.”

“I don’t know anybody by the name of Mr. Me!”

“I am not, Mr. Me!”

“Then who are you then? Are you worse than Mr. Me!”

“MR. ME. NO I AM NOT MR. ME. I AM… I AM…”

“Okay. I see. You are Mr. I AM.”

“I am not Mr. Me, I am not Mr. I Am. I Am… I am…”

“You see you are repeating yourself again and again.”

“Oh for god’s sake. Listen to me.”

“Who shall I listen to Mr. Me or Mrs. Me?”

“Oh God!”

“Oh… I see. I always listen to god! Thank you very much for the advice. Good day, Sir! I need to attend my prayers as you said listen to god.”

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